That's a vast over-simplification of his portfolio. Actually, Slaanesh is way more things than just sexual fetishes. The real question is how are you gonna live with yourself once we've done all the things your god demands? I mean, have you really speculated about what a Sla'aneshi MIGHT do with a bile bomb? How does it taste is just the start. Completely unappealing.īut if you are on Team Slaanesh you will eventually become curious enough to bring that beautiful body on over here to get some of this "feel-good fecal matter". He and his followers are just feel-good sacks of fecal matter. Tzeentch could probably tempt me (since I love magic and schemes), but he is such a big backstabber that worshipping him would be unwise. Khorne's offer of ceaseless, joyless carnage doesn't interest me (also, his hatred of magic makes him stupid). Or just speed and reflexes great enough to be a Warhammer Fantasy version of Albert Wesker. Even if you are a monstrous abomination, people might see you as incredibly beautiful and you might be blessed with powerful abilities related to charisma and influencing the thoughts and emotions of others. While, as other people pointed out, you won't likely be beautiful in a sane sense, Slaaneshi ARE the masters of illusion and mesmerism. And his gifts are the most useful for me. Slaanesh thematically represents all of these traits. I am an extremely greedy, self-absorbed narcissist. Lord Malferon eredeti hozzászólása:Slaanesh. And that without giving you much pleasure in return throughout your life. Even if that "one-ness" means being transformed into a hideous, chuckling, cancer-ridden blob or putrescent, decaying ,death.Īll the other gods are gonna get around to killing you eventually. I would rather honestly help Nurgle take over the world, since he is the only Chaos God who will truly unite us all as one. You feel no pain from the outside world anymore, and all of Nurgle's demons are rather friendly in his way. And since the god insists that you walk that road as far as you are able.you will end up doing.some things. There are a lot of sexual.fetishes and dysfunctions that make Sla'anesh unappealing to me. It gets worse, that was the one I faintly remembered off the top of my heard. Knowing Chaos, some of these unidentifiable monsters will probably carve new orifices to violate into your flesh and becauase you've fallen under the sway of Sla'anesh you'll like it all anyway, even though the last rational part of your brain is screaming with fading coherence that the echidna-demon is the last member of this lustful swarm that should be m*st*rb*t*ng with your spleen. Your partners will range from beings so beautiful that they take your breath away, to soul-sucking monstrosities that vomit bile into your mouth while violating your various orifices.
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Until your skin peels and chafes, and your bits and pieces are raw and sore. But for every moment, of every day, without a pause for a break or lubrication. Yeah, a human servant will probably get laid alot. Sla'anesh is the Chaos God of excess but a much better way to appreciate the true horror of this God is to rename He/She/It the Chaos God of super bad acid trips. I always thought I'd be Slaaneshi myself until I read up on that particular Chaos God in the 40k wiki (if I track down the link I will post it here).
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Riches, beauty, eternal youth and just full on ♥♥♥♥♥♥s I was interested in Khorne for a long time Which Chaos God would you likely worship? Daryl eredeti hozzászólása:If you were a follower of Chaos,